you know you have a problem when . . .

the Iron Chef makes something that has a miso honey sauce, and your fatigue-addled brain translates into "me so horny" sauce, and you think, "don't they get it? what a silly pun to have in a recipe!" and then the 2 Live Crew song goes through your head for the rest of the day.

FIVE MINUTES WOULD BE TOO LONG. A whole day? Yeesh. Ever heard of the "Twinkie defense"? Doesn't hold a candle to having 2 Live Crew in the noggin for an extended visit.